V.IMP If you ever go to the Philippines embassy!

Somebody sent me an email with a bunch of "guidelines" to keep in mind before you go to the Philippines embassy (italicized parts are my own comments):

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Visitors are requested to come appropriately attired. The Embassy will not allow entry to skimpily attired and barefoot people (so if it's just one of these you're ok??) or those wearing the following who are deemed to be inappropriately attired:

1) Shorts with cuts of more than three (3) inches above the knee;
2) Slippers; (WHY???)
3) Mini-skirts with cut of more than three (3) inches above the knee; (makes you wonder why they netted out at three (3) inches... why not two (2) or four (4)... Plus - with the height of the average filipino woman, you're probably talking about getting very close to the general punani(!!) region three (3) inches above the knee - so there goes the no-skimpily-dressed-people rule)
4) Underwears (briefs, panties, bras, boxer shorts, kamiseta) (ok - now you're not allowed to wear underwear to the embassy????? I'm getting some mixed messages here!!!!)
5) Shirts/blouses with plunging necklines; (especially for males with man-boobs)
6) Shirts/blouses that intentionally show the belly button/navel; (so if you show your navel by mistake you're ok!!???)
7) Pants/shorts with very low waistlines that reveal portions of private parts such as the buttocks; (BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Ass crack alert)
8) Transparent shirts and pants that show undergarments.

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Now I know this is unbelievable... so you can check it out on the site yourself:
http://philippine-embassy.org.sg/index.cfm?GPID=10